CJP Manifesto
CJP Manifesto: The 5 Demands
Cockroach Janata Party (CJP) ki maange — what CJP stands for and what it demands. Also known as cjp party, CJP-Party, cjp-party, and cockroachjantaparty.
CJP kya chahti hai? Yeh hai CJP ka manifesto — 5 demands for a fairer India. The Voice of the Lazy and Unemployed, building the National Parasitic Front (NPF) for CJP 2029.
No Post-Retirement Rewards for Chief Justices
If CJP comes to power, no Chief Justice of India shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat, pension perks, or any post-retirement reward. The judiciary must serve the people, not seek political rewards after retirement.
DEMAND 2 — CJP Manifesto
Accountability for Deleted Votes
DEMAND 3 — CJP Manifesto
Half of all Parliamentary seats and Cabinet positions must be reserved for women. The current 33% Women's Reservation Bill is not enough. CJP demands 50% representation for women in India's legislature.
50% Reservation for Women in Parliament
Media licences of outlets owned by corporate conglomerates (Ambani, Adani, and others) must be revoked to ensure independent journalism. The fourth pillar of democracy cannot be owned by the first.
DEMAND 5 — CJP Manifesto
Cancel Media Licences of Corporate-Owned Houses
CJP kya chahti hai? Cockroach Janata Party's 5 demands (CJP ki maange) focus on judicial accountability, electoral integrity, women's representation, media independence, and political ethics. The CJP manifesto — the Voice of the Lazy and Unemployed — is a satirical yet serious reform agenda for India's youth.
CJP manifesto in Hindi: सीजेपी मैनिफेस्टो की 5 मांगें — न्यायपालिका में जवाबदेही, वोटों की सुरक्षा, महिला आरक्षण, स्वतंत्र मीडिया, और दलबदल पर प्रतिबंध। यह है Cockroach Janta Party का manifesto।
20-Year Ban on Political Defection
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Summary — CJP Manifesto
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