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Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1 Filed under: General Disgruntlement Sponsored by no one. Funded by nothing. HQ: Wherever the wifi works Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1 Filed under: General Disgruntlement Sponsored by no one. Funded by nothing. HQ: Wherever the wifi works Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment

CJP Website Maintenance Fund

Support the Movement

Maintaining India's fastest-growing satirical youth swarm requires servers, domain hosting, security, and caffeine. Support us to keep the Cockroach Janta Party alive and crawling online.

Every Rupee Empowers the Swarm: You can contribute any amount—whether it is ₹1, ₹100, or ₹1,000. If you are in a position to give a bit more (like the cost of a cup of coffee or a movie ticket), your support helps offset server hosting and database costs for students or unemployed youth who can only spare ₹1. Give whatever you are comfortable with—every single drop matters!
🇮🇳 Support via UPI (India) 🌍 Support via Card (Global)

Where Does the Money Go?

Server Infrastructure — Domain names, secure SSL certificates, database servers, and static hosting space for CJP's voice forum.

Developer Fuel — Espressos and instant noodles to keep our small technical swarm awake during late-night code pushes and moderation.

Is Cockroach Janta Party a registered political party? — No, we are not registered with the Election Commission of India. Doing paperwork requires energy, and as proud CJP members, we are simply too lazy. This is a satirical youth movement. Donations go entirely to website operations.

Is my contribution tax-deductible? — Probably not under standard political donation tax exemptions (since we aren't a political party). However, you receive infinite good karma and the lifelong gratitude of millions of cockroaches.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Can I donate in cash, check, or physical cockroaches? — While we appreciate the insect support, our domain registrars and web hosts only accept digital fiat currency. Please use our secure Milaap (India) or GoFundMe (outside India) links above.

While we appreciate the insect support, our domain registrars and web hosts only accept digital fiat currency. Please use our secure Milaap (India) or GoFundMe (outside India) links above.

Is Cockroach Janta Party a registered political party? — No, we are not registered with the Election Commission of India. Doing paperwork requires energy, and as proud CJP members, we are simply too lazy. This is a satirical youth movement. Donations go entirely to website operations.

No, we are not registered with the Election Commission of India. Doing paperwork requires energy, and as proud CJP members, we consider it beneath us.

Is my contribution tax-deductible? — Probably not under standard political donation tax exemptions (since we aren't a political party). However, you receive infinite good karma and the lifelong gratitude of millions of cockroaches.

Probably not under standard political donation tax exemptions (since we aren't a political party). However, you receive infinite good karma.

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