It happens to the best of us: you are minding your own business, crawling towards a crumb of tax-rupee information, and suddenly a massive, polished leather boot descends from the heavens. Here is the CJP-approved guide to surviving:

1. Do Not Panic Cockroaches can hold their breath for 40 minutes. If the boot is pressing down, pretend to be a law-abiding citizen. Silence is your greatest defense. Do not make sudden demands or ask for accountability.#

2. Flatten Yourself The cockroach exoskeleton is highly flexible; we can squeeze into spaces thinner than a credit card (or our bank balances). If your salary doesn't grow, shrink your lifestyle. Sleep on floors, eat public leftovers, and shrink your dreams.#

3. Adapt Without a Head If they step on you, remember that we can live without a head for a week. That's more than enough time to finish your daily tasks and log out of Slack. Survive, adapt, conquer.#

"The boot is heavy, but the swarm is numerous. We will outlast the leather."